Sneezes, oh, Sneezes

Sneezes, oh, sneezes you're not welcome in
Sneezes, oh, sneezes please do not begin
Sneezes, oh, sneezes do not make me pout
Sneezes, oh, sneezes, you're making me shout!

Itchy eyes are no surprise
and runny nose down to my toes!

Sneezes, oh, sneezes I think I might die
Sneezes, oh, sneezes you're making me cry
Sneezes, oh, sneezes, you're not much fun
Sneezes, oh, sneezes, oh no! You've just begun!

Here comes the crying and I'm not lying!
Better stay home, no going to Rome.

Sneezes, oh, sneezes you are very A-choo
Sneezes, oh, sneezes, I do not like you!
Sneezes, oh, sneezes you're not very nice
Sneezes, oh, sneezes I'd rather have lice!

Now this is worse, I've got a curse
If I go near a flower, I'll be sure to take a shower.

Sneezes, oh, sneezes, please do not stay
Sneezes, oh, sneezes, oh good you're away
Sneezes, oh, sneezes you gave me a scare
Sneezes, oh, sneezes, next time beware!